Ask Soarin

SOARIN!! WHERES THE FUCKING LOVE MAN !!! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING AUTOGRAPH SO I CAN SELL IT ON EPONY AND GET MILLIONS!!!

So do you want me to sign this? Or…

At least you didn't take Lotus.

Anonymous

No.

No I didn’t.

Xion took Lotus.

Have sex with me?

Y U STEAL ALOE FROM ME YOU BITCH!??!?!

Anonymous

LOL

If you were aroused... would you be Soarny?

Anonymous

Wat.

you remimber my mom right rainbow dash

Woh wait

…

Wat

Is Applejack with you in Cloudsdale?

Yes.

Let me just bring an Earth pony up to Cloudsd-

Whoops.

Hmmm…

…

I am okay with this.

PS? Wats wrong PS? pls

Yep. Had to be done.